“And he said I wasn’t good enough to be his enemy. And I said, ‘I’ll punch you so hard, you’ll swallow your teeth, worm.’”
Maud hid a groan. “Where did you hear that?”
“Lord Arland.”
Oh goodie. “Then what happened?”
“Then the scary old knight came and told me that if I challenged the boy, there would be ripper cushions.”
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.74 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.15 |
3.43 |
And indeed, dear reader, there were ripper cushions. But look on the bright side - nobody will make you scrub castle floor with a small toothbrush. You can just enjoy you delicious beverage in this mug instead.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
- Vibrant, fade-resistant color printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead & BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
